Limpek vs nyamuk

TodaysSs~
boring, boring~ nak tidur tapi kena gigit by babi nyamuk~ o0o
害到limpek我痒到beh tahan!!! 只好使出limpek的看家本领，hamkaling~ 跟那些在limpek头上动土的nyamuk大战1000回合~
第一回合~
先不动粗~来个君子礼仪，keng shou~
"他妈的"limpek 好声好气的说，：“i can let u stay here, but pls don kacau me while i finding zhou gong play chess”!!! ham ka lan a~ 那些cb nyamuk tipu saya~ say okok~ but while i on the way find zhou gong, one cb nyamuk ask his gf date with him on my neck~ still 2gther drink starbuck coffee(my blood)!!!
Round 2~
niamakahai... keng ng dim shou, macam mana selesai? hoi tol la~
limpek 火滚料~ 翻开所有nyamuk的地盘，challenge它们，那里知道我算错数（kantonese)，它们很卑鄙，钓水(kantonese)wor~ call 全家人一起attack我!!! 欺负我这个手无寸铁的肥仔~ 妈的，惨败!!!! T_T
第三回合~
lan heng liao(kantonese)，limpek 在此翻开所有 nyamuk 的地盘，challenge它们，这次好彩有prepare~ BADMINTON拍~ 把那些hamkalan nyamuk 打得落花流水~ ekekeke
limpek 首先使出一招武当派的太极剑法杀它阿公阿妈...后接着一招峨嵋派的玉女剑法杀它爸妈...最后使出杀手锏...叶孤城的天外飞仙杀它全家!!! ham ka ling a~这次还不赢?
Round 4~
正当我以为要赢了，How i know 那些cb nyamuk use digi campus call 整个kampung的人来~
ZzZzzZzZzZ jialat liao lo~
真是天意弄人啊，天啊~Oh my God~ Ya allah~ Namo Amitaba!!!
在这个moment我已放弃了，神也不再眷恋我了...此时此刻我的脑海里只出现两个字..."等死"
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第1000回合~
死火山，也会变成活火山!!!忍无可忍了
limpek不管37...21就拿起febreze(芳香剂) and Adidas body spray~ 来和那些cb nyamuk 大玩特玩counter-strike~
Reload...reload....shoot....shoot......boom....boom....bababbaba.....,tatatatata...... zzzzzzz....phew...phew..... zhazhazhazhahzhaha .........omg~
冥冥都是注定的我还是战败了~ T_T
撤白旗咯~
你们威咯，你们赢完咯....
不参我玩，算咯!!!
山水有相逢，小心点!!!
limpek 报仇，十年为晚!!!
o0o